Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Never Make a Promise You Can't Keep - Revised!
In this case its - "Never Make A Promise You Intend To Keep, Especially If It Involves Certain Bodyparts"!!!!!
So I guess I DON'T love sports as much as the next guy!
Hat Tip: Still Angry!
PS. More info in case you're curious. Favorite detail - "Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters". So he's single, huh? Wouldn't have guesses that!
PPS. Hey Patric! I dare you... No. Double Dog Dare You - to write a song about this!